(in the brig in G 2.5)
Bonehead: NO! You drated pirates have defeated my men.
Ishmael: Yes, please let us out, this idiot is driving me crazy.
Greenwood: You would think a fort like this would have higher security...........I guess that's what happens when they leave a bonehead in charge.
Bonehead: What? Who said my name?
Victor (laughing): Your name is actually bonehead?
Bonehead: Captain Bonehead of the Marines at your service (he saultes them) My mission is to apprehend all pirates who attempt to pass by G 2.5 on the way to the Grand Line.
Sigfried: I'm guessing a lot of pirates get by.
Bonehead (still saluting): In the past year I have apprehended three pirate crews. I have failed to apprehend twenty.
Sigfried: There you go.
Victor (walks over to Vick): But somehow this idiot managed to get captured.
Bonehead: That's right. He was separated from his crew and my men and I took care of him. He'll be unconscious for awhile after meeting my fearsome headbutt!
Storm: How fearsome is your fearsome headbutt?
Bonehead: Very fearsome?
Storm: So on a scale of 1 to 10....it would be like a............
Bonehead: 9.5, if not 10.
Storm: Hmm okay sounds good.
Terra: Wtf?
Victor: He's preparing his Devil's Fruit.
Terra: Really?
Bonehead: What? Devil's Fruit users? I already captured two.
Ishmael: Greenwood and I are NOT Devil's Fruit users! How many times to I have to tell you?
Greenwood: 7
Bonehead: Yeah at least that much.
Ishmael: ...........Let............us.........out................I'm losing my mind.
Storm: Righto! You guys might want to step back. (they all move) Oh wait, not you Bonehead.
Bonehead: Right. (he moves back.
Storm: (to himself) Idiot. Giant Quake! (he leaps in the air and smashes the ground near Bonehead and the prison bars with his axe)
Ishmael: We're free! (Bonehead is also defeated.....cuz he's a wimp)
Storm: Wow I didn't even have to use my Devil's Fruit power
Victor: That was anticlimatic.............who wrote this story arc?
Greenwood: Shouldn't we be leaving?
Storm: Right! Has the Log Pose adjusted!
Terra: Yes Captain.
Storm: Right on!
Victor: Right on? He thinks he's hip............
Storm: Let's rid ourselves of this place of stupidity and set sail for the next island!
TO BE CONTINUED